In the left corner of the ring – htbrjd And Bargest2534, with your Pokemon – Homeless Petya (weight 79 kg, skills: squirrel^^, stopping time, calling green devils using a bottle of vodka) and Pikachu(weight 23 kg, electricity skill, transformation form: Raichu)
In the right corner – 3dgeymer And Charterboy, with yours – Max Payne (weight 1 kg, skills: fly, transform into Max Payne 2) and Banderlog (weight 78, creepy skill MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, Transformation form: Gonderlog).
Queue:
1) htbrjd
2) 3dgamer
3) Bargest2534
4) Charterboy
Let the fair and not so fair fight begin.
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Pikachu: I want to shit!
Bargest25354: it’s not enough that I took you from the nursery, reclassed you, made you a Pokemon and not a big-headed bastard! So you still set conditions for me?
Pikachu: pi… pi… *discharge* *bang*.
bargest2534: idiot said don’t eat sprat with prunes! You can’t do that!
*Petya looks at Max with crazy eyes*
-So you also know how to slow down time!?
-..
-Competitor means?!
*Max looks at Petya like he’s crazy (and there’s a reason for that: Z)
-Well, now you’ll dance *removes the cap from the bottle* Akhalay-makhalay, lyaski-masyaski *sucks onto the bottle *sound of rapidly decreasing liquid* the green devil appears.
*coach screams*
-MAX*points to the homeless https://giocondabetcasino.co.uk/games/ man*flight kick.
-coach, I’m telling you that I don’t know how to..
*Pikachu discharge is heard in the distance*
-I don’t know how..
-dodge!
-What?
*loud ahhh*
Me: Bandik wow, come here.
Banderlog: Yes, I’m listening, coach.
Me: Do you see people there??
Banderlog: I see two people and a yellow ball.
Me: Ours is the one who got electrocuted by the ball right now.
Banderlog: Dancing ball.
Me: So go and destroy him
Banderlog: Msyatka.
(I don’t know what?))))
-Yeah, those are the green devils.
-But I don’t see anything O_o
-Do you happen to know what kind of shit they are fighting over there in the corner?
-..
-Or maybe the squirrel completely tore me to pieces?
-..
-I’m tired of this. *runs up and kicks Pikachu with all his might*
-Pike!… *fart* uuuuuu. I’m flying.
-There’s one piece of shit, there’s another one left: P
Yes, we will still work on the organization. 🙂 Something like this!
3dgeymer walks. Behind him is Charterboy. Then htbrjd and everything in a circle.
Bargest2534 don’t forget about the queue. 😉
Me: Bandik wow, come here.
Banderlog: Yes, I’m listening, coach.
Me: Do you see people there??
Banderlog: I see two people and a yellow ball.
Me: Ours is the one who got electrocuted by the ball right now.
Banderlog: Dancing ball.
Me: So go and destroy him
Banderlog: Msyatka.
– Pikachu what was the secret?
– cheese with pinkie
— What the hell picnic??
– Well, that vigorous one about 5 years ago
– Well, you’re a monster
— *reincarnation of Raichu, diagnosis: LёLь, Abilities: El-vo, “dirty sock”*
This is a cooler plot than The Witcher, and it sounds like foliage on a spring morning plows through a pipe when the tobacco has run out =)